A beautiful gunGuy who sits next to me: Look at that. That's a beautiful picture right there.
Me: (looking at his screen, which shows a woman holding a machine gun) What?
GWSNTM: That's a Bushmaster blah blah blah double barrelled blah blah automatic machine gun blah blah blah. Beautiful gun.
Me: And private citizens need to own those why?
GWSNTM: (baffled silence)
Me: Seriously. You or I need one of those why?
GWSNTM: It's... it's a beautiful gun. I used to have one.
Me: And you needed it to...?
GWSNTM: (sullen look)
Me: You needed it in case you went nuts and wanted to go shoot up a school, right?
GWSNTM: Man. You don't even...
Me: Or a movie theater. You needed to have one of those handy in case you lost your mind and decided to come kill me and 20 other people in a movie theater. Right?
I don't think he's going to show me a picture of a beautiful gun again.