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Subject: From Sgt Rita Graham
I hope my email meets you well. I am in need of your assistance. My Name is Sgt Rita Graham , Jr. I am in the Engineering military unit here in Ba'qubah in Iraq,we have about $25 Million US dollars that we want to move out of the country. My partners and I need a good partner someone we can trust. It is oil money and legal.
But we are moving it through diplomatic means, to send it to your house directly or a bank of your choice using diplomatic courier service.The most important thing is that can we trust you? Once the funds get to you, you take your 40% out and keep our own 60%. Your own part of this deal is to find a safe Account where the funds can be transfer to. Our own part is sending it to you.If you are interested i will furnish you with more details. But the whole process is simple and we must keep a low profile at all times.
I look forward to your reply and co-operation, and I thank you in
advance as I anticipate your co-operation.You can reach me on via email : email@example.com
Waiting for your urgent response.
Sgt Rita Graham
Sometimes, there are no words that will adequately describe how badly I want to choke spammers.
Some more than others.
But I nearly have to admire the comprehensive ignorance of whoever sent this one out, who apparently does not realize how unlikely it is that anyone named 'Rita Graham' would be a 'Jr'.
I'd still choke the fucker, though, if I could get my hands on him or her.