And today's contest entry is...
—Creator's name: [the Bunnyman]
—Creator's e-mail address: email@example.com
—Card type (feat/battlefield condition/special object): Battlefield Condition
—Card name: GORILLA WARFARE!
All characters in play have somehow been devolved into super-gorillas! All characters have Super Strength in every attack slot, in addition to any other Attack powers they may have. All instances of Outwit and Shape Change are replaced by Battle Fury.
Cover to the unfortunately unpublished MAJOR ATTITUDE'S WAR JOURNAL #3 by the Late Great Jeff Webb. ::sniff:: I miss ya, buddy.