My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big frickin red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb ass.
Ah ha ha ha ho hee! That's fucking hysterical! But, being the sort of overly analytical asshole that I am, I have to wonder if the humor would remain intact if I changed the joke around a little bit:
My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so she would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it turns my wife's eyes black.
Maybe next time she'll give me a blowjob. Stupid bitch.
Ah HA HA HO HA HO HA HEE! Yes, it's even funnier that way!
It just goes to show you, you can't go wrong with spousal abuse humor.
Yeah, see, it's really much funnier the other way.
ReplyDeleteBoys are soooo sensitive. Man up, will ya...sheesh...;)