|Your Linguistic Profile::|
|45% Recently Re-Awakened Neanderthal|
|25% Insane Shapeshifting Alien|
|15% Hideous Nuclear Wasteland Mutate|
|10% Upper Denizen of Hell|
|0% Jam Stealing 19th Century Ragamuffin|
By the flaming tusks of Arroog the Mastodon-God! I'll fastform myself into some duplicitious semblance, find whoever programmed this wretched bit of code, skin them alive with my monofilament edged flint knife, drag them through seventeen different radioactive plague-stricken dimensions back down to the Inferno with me, and feast on their entrails while they wail in utmost horror!