Comic Books, Comic Books

(sung to the tune of a TV theme song no true Silver Age comics geek should need me to further explicate)

Comic books, comic books
trashy four color comic books
Is that Daredevil story good?
Dude, it's pencilled by Wally Wood
You know it's a great comic book

Comic books, comic books
Marvel or DC comic books
If you read Harvey, you're a twat
We sneer at you and your Li'l Dot
Hey chump -- read some real comic books

Off the spinner rack
for a few paltry dimes
you could read about
some guy made out of slime!

Comic books, comic books
your vast collection of comic books
you won't keep it, there's no doubt
your mom will at some point throw it out
it's true -- all mothers hate comic books

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