Apparently, all I had to do was publish another post.
Yute is wasted on the wrong people.
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So this Boy Scout, couldn't have been older than eleven, is holding up this kinda chubby looking Scotch Pine. It was.... ehhhh... okay...
As Fred Gwynne once said "what is a yute?"
ReplyDeleteGod that movie was great.
ReplyDelete"Are you mocking me with that outfit?"
"Mocking you? No Your Honor. You remember the suit I had on yesterday? Well, it's covered wid mud. And the only dry cleaners in town has the flu. The entire store. So I am wearing this, ridiculous get-up, to please you."
"...I'm charging you with contempt of court."
"Yeah there's a fuckin' surprise."
"What did you say?"
"Nuttin' Yer Honor."
Oooh! And before I forget...
ReplyDelete"Your Honor, may I have permission to treat Ms DeVito as a hostile witness?"
"Oh, you tink I'm hostile now, wait 'til tonight!"
"I presume you know Ms DeVito?"
"She's my fiancee."
"Ah, well, that explains the hostility."
Well... it's not one of my favorite films or anything, but I do have it on videotape and I do find it to be pretty funny. I keep expecting Ralph Macchio to take down the Sheriff with a crane technique (when done properly -- no can defend!) move, though. And he never does. And I just can't get over t hat.
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