In Brightest Day, In Blackest Night...This guy could be onto something.
Or, on the other hand, he could just really really need to get laid.
It's not like I haven't written stuff like this about various comic stories with unfortunate, and obviously unintended, subtext. So I won't, you know, start spewing death threats. But, still. Dude. Take yourself in hand. You'll feel better afterward. I swear to God.